hello all!
todays lesson is how to get you face and arms rubbed in the finest of lotions; how to have a professional make up artist fab your face; how to get your hair did- all simultaneously- for FREE!!!
all you have to do is find a non shady photog on craigslist, tell 8 of your friends their address just in case they are shady and a rescue mission must be performed, and then pretend to model for the day! if youre nice you might even get a mean chicken parm sandwich and some new cool friends out of the deal.
and, if they smell the recessionista on your skin, the shoot may morph into a sad crazy woman at the cheapest locals in town, changing from one pair of ravaged fish nets into the next and it might just be cool!
go get em tiger.
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