Tips on Surviving Life, the Masters Programme
1. If you are going to go out to an eye exam and it is raining, wear your contacts, or else your glasses will prevent vision as opposed to aiding it.
2. If you are going to go out to an eye exam and it is raining, bring an umbrella, you little idiot.
3. If you are going to go out to an eye exam and it is raining, you might want to be sure they take your insurance when you schedule the appointment, or else you might have to walk the same twenty minutes back that you already walked there, and you might have worn glasses, and you might have not brought an umbrella, and thus you might return home looking like a 3 out of ten without knowing a dang thing about the current status of your eye health. Might.
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